The One With The Tidy Room

Dear Parents-Who-Love-Rearranging-His/Her-Son's-Room,

Please do take note that some of us children do not like their room (namely their desk and sometimes neatly arranged wardrobe) reorganised. Some of them like it that way. Sure it looks like a pig sty but that's what happens when you have a son. Your son usually sees alot of order in that chaos of a desk. Now all he sees is just chaos in order. Am I just using big terms to confuse you? Yes I am.

Be glad that your son is that way. It just shows he is only a normal. The day that he starts cleaning up his room should be the day you should start feeling a little bit scared. He might even be gay. Some people can't sleep when they have stacks of books and cd cases staring at them while they sleep. Yes, your son is cool like that. So the next time you decide to tidy up your son's place, think of the displeasure he goes through when he sees his newly "tidied" room.

Yours Sincerely,
A concerned son.