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At last I got my hands on it. All $26.21 of it.

Quote of the Day: "This is one spicy apple." - Me

A Message From Our Friendly Neighbours

Quote of the Day: "When Singapore sucks sometimes, I just think of Malaysia." - Leon

Room for Rent

Dear Ms Yamagata,

I thoroughly enjoyed your concert. It was kick ass. The whole night was great. Well ok maybe it was slightly dampened when a friend of mine messaged me all the way from Perth to tell me that The Vines will be playing in Oz just before I stepped into the Esplanade concert hall. But the show must go on.

Mid-way through your concert you mentioned that you like Singapore so much that you're thinking of getting an apartment here. Look no further my fair skinned musician! You can reside in my humble home for as long as you want. You can even share my room. I've got a pull out bed. As for your clothes, you can stack them in my sister's cupboard. If she resists or complains, just say that I ORDER her to make way for you. I'm the older brother and Asians have this thing abt seniority within the family unit. It's also called patriarchy. You should understand, you're half Asian yourself.

This is so exciting. We can learn so many things from each other. You can teach me how to play guitars and smoke while I can impart my knowlegde of comic books and the Singaporean virtue of Kiasuism.

The only problem you'll face staying here is that the lady living 1 floor down sneezes too loudly but you'll get used to it after abit. I find it more amusing than annoying really. Do call me @ 91857372 if you do choose to reside in sunny Singapore.

I'll be waiting for your call, Rachael.



PS: If you're looking for a maid, you can always call on the services of my younger sister. She's a little lazy with housework so a some training in becoming more domesticated would help. Thank you very nice.

Homesick

As with most slow songs by The Vines, the good bits start when Craig stops singing and starts his insane guitar solos and instrumental pieces. Enjoy.


Quote of the Day: "Show us yer tits!" - some girl screaming at the beginning of the video

Grand Theft Auto

Hello everyone. Meet Choi. Or Choy. I don't know. He's an ex-con who went AWOL on the army for a few years (he's 31 now) and now he's back, awaiting his court hearing and such. He's bad to the bone. Tattoos, a wicked Hokkien vocabulary and a badass techno ringtone. Choi/Choy also moonlights as a pimp and his girlfriend's a ho. No kidding. He told us himself. He was even nice enough to offer us some of his girls for a cheap 20.

Choi's been attached to my guard house for the past 2 weeks and all he does is sleep. I've got no qualms with that though. I do that very often too. The only problem i have is that when we do whip out the PS2, he keeps asking me (actually he asks the room but I don't know why I keep answering him) if we have played a super rad game called Grand Theft Auto.

This leaves me with a big problem. What do I say? Do I say it's a fun game to play? What if he takes it as an insult? After all, all you do in the game is shoot people, steal cars, beat up hookers and 354654354 other things which counts as a crime. Here's a piece of convo that happened the other day:

Choi: Hey any of you play Grand Theft Auto?
Hatta: Yeah that game. You can steal cars and have like prostitutes getting into your cars and all. Quite cool ah. Actually it's not really cool... I don't know.. Umm.. Yeah.. What's for lunch?

This was met with a long moment of silence. Moral of the story? Tattooed pimps scare me.



Quote of the day: "yOu kNoW i rEaLlY uSeD tO TyPe lyK DiZ wHeN i WaS iN SeC 2. " - Super Val on her colourful past.

Peek-Chures

These optically stimulating pics were taken from here and here.




Quote of the Day: "Your knight in shining armour is taking an MC." - Me