Thank You For Not Smoking

I think I'm going to get the black lung with all the guys at work smoking like chimneys. My throat is coarse. And I smell like cigarettes. If I spent my time at this desk any longer, I'll need to suit up like Darth Vader and have an iron lung pump oxygen in me.

*EDIT*
I just found out that I have a burn mark on my knee after a fellow colleague of mine accidentally brushed his lighted cigarette against my uniform. Smoking kills (skin cells).

Quote of the day: "cough cough" - Me